Sep
2
2008
truly a college girl at heart
I went back to my college coed roots Saturday night with Sir.
I got throughly, sloppily, totally shitfaced in Sir’s apartment.
Six shots of Grey Goose (the good stuff!) in a concoction of diet Sprite and cranberry concentrate. I pretty much binge drank, because I drank all six shots in an hour. It wasn’t long until I was doing my trademark “deliberate talking thing” (where I over-enunciate all my words so I don’t slur) and Sir was leading me back to the bedroom. Of course, Sir, being so ever helpful, had undressed me as I got progressively drunker.
